• me: *stays home*
• parents: why are you so lazy? get off your ass and do something with your life
• me: *goes out*
• parents: omg you're out of control stop hanging out with those people and roaming the streets
• me: *eats*
• parents: you are ruining your body with that garbage
• me: *doesn't eat something*
• parents: we're getting really concerned are you on a diet is there something you're not telling us do you have an eating disorder?
• me: *exhales*
• parents: don't give me that attitude

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From now on we’ll be using code names, you can address me as “Eagle 1”

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Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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